You would be a little crazy to allow a Dachshund into your life. Here’s why. 😉
1. You Can Never, Ever Find A Cute Dachshund Puppy Anywhere
2. They Don’t Really Care about You Or When You Get Home
3. They Make Terrible Moms’
4. And – If They Aren’t Cute When They’re Puppies – Then they Only Get Worse As They Get Older!
5. Why Is It They Never Listen To You?
6. The Very Worst Thing You Can Do Is Have More Than One!