You would be a little crazy to allow a Dachshund into your life. Here’s why.  😉 

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1. You Can Never, Ever Find A Cute Dachshund Puppy Anywhere

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2. They Don’t Really Care about You Or When You Get Home

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3. They Make Terrible Moms’

Dachshund Puppy

4. And – If They Aren’t Cute When They’re Puppies – Then they Only Get Worse As They Get Older!

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5. Why Is It They Never Listen To You?

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6. The Very Worst Thing You Can Do Is Have More Than One!