You would be a little crazy to allow a Dachshund into your life. Here’s why. 😉
1. You Can Never, Ever Find A Cute Dachshund Puppy Anywhere
2. They Don’t Really Care about You Or When You Get Home
3. They Make Terrible Moms’
4. And – If They Aren’t Cute When They’re Puppies – Then they Only Get Worse As They Get Older!
5. Why Is It They Never Listen To You?
6. The Very Worst Thing You Can Do Is Have More Than One!
7. Or Even More Of Them!
8. They are Definitely Not Interested In Keeping You Company Where ever You Go!
9. Nope! Still Can’t Find A Cute Puppy Anywhere
10. You’ll Never Catch Any Self Respecting Dachshund Taking A Bath
11. A Dachshund Will Never Know How to Look Cool
12. They’ll Never Make You Laugh
You know this is tongue in cheek, don’t you? We absolutely LOVE Dachshunds, so much so we have 3. 😀
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